Your name is JAKE from STATE FARM and you like to WEAR KHAKIS. You have a reputation of talking to MARRIED MEN at 3 IN THE MORNING and MAKING THEIR WIVES MAD. You don’t mean to, of course, it’s just a coincidental thing that happens. You swear! Your hobbies include being LIKE A GOOD NEIGHBOR and BROWSING YOUR COMPUTER for people in need of GREAT INSURANCE, as well as giving GREAT DEALS.
FUCKING STAHP PLZ
IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS
You activated his trap card!
Portrait I drew of the lovely Maggie Smith.
I am getting this framed and hung over my fireplace goddamn.
The pokemon duh eggs werent even introduced until gen 2
if you think about it from a canonical standpoint it was the egg because the creation myth says that an egg appeared where there was nothingness and Arceus came out of that egg
You’re both geeks. That’s how I see it
so remember when i wanted to get the “la la la” song from ned’s declassified but i couldn’t find it fucking anywhere so i resorted to torrenting every single episode off of piratebay and it took me a week to go through each fucking episode to find the goddamn song
here you go
This is the face of the man who knows he’s screwed.